Wow, it's been a while since I posted anything!!  I need to start blogging again.  It's only a few years until I retire, and I could use this as my memoirs. 

A couple weeks ago we had a strip search on the yard. I saw a guy all tatted up except his butt. It was strange looking. If I knew who he was, I'd send him a note telling him he should get his butt tatted so it didn't stick out like a sore thumb. . . or a white butt!

Then yesterday. . . 

Before I'd even locked the door after my session was escorted over, an inmate said, "There will be no torturing of inmates today." I looked at him, and said, "Excuse me!" He laughed and said, "I just thought I'd get the first word in." I said, "You forgot who made the rules in here!!" We all laughed!!! Later I said, "You all know I'm scared of inmates." This same inmate said, "Yeah right, you probably have a torture chamber in your basement." I replied, "I don't have a basement." He laughed and said, "You notice how she said, "I don't have a basement, but didn't deny having a torture chamber." We had a fun session!!! My job can be so entertaining sometimes!!!!